juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

worldofvala:

Players: Wow our DM is way more subtle than that.

The secret is….I’m not!

ernmark:

It’s 2019, and I am officially done with stodgy anti-phone thinkpieces.

From now on, the only criticisms of smart phones that I accept will be:

1) Manufacture that is incredibly taxing on the environment and relies on exploited labor

2) Planned obsolescence

3) Super creepy apps and functions that invade a person’s privacy without their consent

4) Smartphones being used to enable employers, family, and friends to demand a person’s engagement and availability at every hour of the day or night

glumshoe:

pansexual-pirate-seeks-all-booty:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I made a generator so you too can find your futuristic unisex sci-fi name.

I am going to change my name IRL to Rat Parabola.

ahdjsbsgdh I didn’t even consider this combination

Ship I got Piss Quasar is that good or bad

You must look into your heart and answer that question for yourself.

froborr:

mexicantransguy:

Ok but as a dysphoric trans man the whole ‘you need dysphoria to be trans’ actually baffles me because even tho I’ve always had severe dysphoria, it didn’t actually help me figure out my gender at all. I usually dismissed my dysphoria as ‘internalized misogyny’ or just not being feminine enough, which actually just caused me worse dysphoria.

You know what made me figure out that I’m trans though? Gender euphoria. The minute I got called a ‘sir’ is the moment that I realized, “shit this feels right.” And at that point I realized that I could no longer deny the fact that I’m not a woman and that I couldn’t keep living as one.

Here’s a hot take: maybe being trans isn’t so much about how uncomfortable you can be in your DGAB, but rather how much more comfortable you can be.

Trans woman chiming in to second this.

I was dysphoric since at least the onset of puberty, but it took me until age 36 to realize I was trans, and it wasn’t the dysphoria that made me realize it. I even knew that what I felt sounded exactly like what dysphoric trans people described. But I dismissed it as self-loathing, depression, unhappiness with my body type.

And just like OP, the dysphoria isn’t how I realized I was trans. That feeling of “this is right, this is what I want” is how I realized I was trans. The realization that wanting to be trans and being trans are the same thing. Only then did it become clear. Only then was I able to start transitioning. And only then did my dysphoria begin to break.

trans-apostate-anders:

dollygale:

duckbats:

You, broke: straight up shipping spider ham and spider noir

Me, woke: in spider noir’s universe he falls in love with a radio host he saved who looks suspiciously like John Mulaney

JM:

spider noir, tearing up, already thinking about the reception venue for their wedding: i

JM upon meeting a talking pig who sounds suspiciously like him:

oliviarampaige:

“Disconnect and self destruct.” ❦

rexracer:

no song will ever be as good as the chain by fleetwood mac ……….. like ………… yes bitch ………. break the silence …………. damn the dark ………… damn your lies ……………

wizardjpeg:

go ahead put a curse on me. see if i care. i actually love it

peachypeavs:

lovecore enthusiasts grow in power as valentines day approaches because their hearts are producing more love in anticipation. cupid told me so